Vance Allslow

Hewwo~! It's been a heckin' long time since I've posted any of my OCs so here is this bby!!! This is my lizard son Vance Allslow :D He is my precious littel lizerd boi... :3 Aaaanyways... I kno none of u may care but here's some info on him! Vance is a gray lizard who luvs nothing moar then 2 dance (heheh rhymes with Vance) and spend time with his FRENS!!! He is 17 years old (back off pedo-bears!!!!!) and 6'5". Much tall! He is a chonkin BIG BOI! A big buff man! A heckin' STRONK MAN! Vance is also a littel bit of a himbo!!! His fav tunes are Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. Some of his friends call him a femboy for it, but it's not like he wants to be baby or anything!!! JUST A BIG FAT HIMBO! He's a real softie tho UwU.

Aaaaaa I kno I've already written so much but heres sum story stuff! Anyways here we goooooo~! Vances dad was also a STRONK LIZERD and he basically said "acab" and "trans rights" and killed a nazi! Vance looked up 2 him but eventually they grew a bit distant... so Vance joined a travelling circus :D The circus was run by a soft lesbo named Ephrem. She was Vances BEST FREN and she taught him to do the HARE HARE YUKAI OwO! ...JK! She did teach him how 2 dance tho. Anywayyyyzzz... eventually Vance decided to leave da circus n he met up with a bunch a NEW FRENS!!! He met a heckin' twink named Na'Varis, an ULTIMATE HIMBO named Devellyin, and a herbo feminist named Dahria! She l8er met a sweet old man named Flint, a HECKIN FLUFFER named Eskra, a angrey werewolf named Malark, a teeney bicon named Arine, a ULTRA TOP LESBO named Sparks, a gay bby named Gamnem, and a suuuper soft boi named Eredin! He is rlly rlly close with dese frens and they're pretty much liek a 2nd fam to him! Contrary to popular belief a water tower never fell on Vance! It was an inside joke between me n my frens, he's alive so don't worry~!

After these events, Vance went on to become a wealthy and successful businessman located in Orlion. He moved in with and eventually married a woman named Tatsuda Steelwire. Vance died at the ripe old age of 87, surrounded by his friends and family.

Pet Peeves:

Big water towers